1 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,312 - Is that where she keeps it? - Mm-hm. 2 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,799 Come on! Come on! 3 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:13,800 Yah. 4 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,470 I'll have my revenge... 5 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,056 And Deathstalker, too! 6 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:53,024 Let me go! Let me go! 7 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,734 Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner. 8 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,195 Looks like you've eaten everything else. 9 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,113 Shut up, you little wench. 10 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,908 This town's got no room for beggars! 11 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,578 Lam not a beggar. I'm a seer. 12 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,038 Even the king knows that. 13 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,665 All too well, girl. 14 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,249 You're lucky to get away with your life. 15 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,752 Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, 16 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,045 and that's what he got. 17 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,214 In my kingdom, a man would delight 18 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,965 to learn his wife would soon be with child. 19 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,176 But not by another man, eh, Marco? 20 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,721 I call 'em as I see 'em, good or bad. 21 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,348 Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you. 22 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,557 Give me a break! 23 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,059 How's an oracle supposed to make a living? 24 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,270 The king wants you off the castle grounds. Now! 25 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,398 You can't treat me like this! 26 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,317 - I'm a Princess! - Right. Right. 27 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,403 - And I'm Merlin the magician! - Yeah! 28 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,905 Now, be off with you, "Princess of beggars". 29 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,699 You'll be sorry! 30 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,242 You're the one that's gonna be sorry. 31 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:45,577 Let's get her! 32 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,165 Here. 33 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,294 - You know, boys. - Who the hell are you? 34 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,672 Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating, 35 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:58,882 if she deserves it. 36 00:04:58,882 --> 00:04:59,674 Yeah? 37 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,968 But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me. 38 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:06,097 You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger. 39 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,557 He's gonna stop here permanently. 40 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,642 You know who we are? 41 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,688 The village idiot and the two runners-up? 42 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,815 Get him! 43 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,448 Yeah! 44 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,955 Hey, take it easy! I don't even know these guys. 45 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,514 Hi. 46 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,516 Hello. 47 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:58,983 Whoo! 48 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,713 Whoa. 49 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,340 Whoa. 50 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,009 Oh, gets 'em every time. 51 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,948 Now, I got a nice, big room upstairs. 52 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,955 What do you say, the three of us go up there and... 53 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,707 - I need to talk to you. - Line forms to the right. 54 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,209 You gotta help me! 55 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,629 One rescue a day, that's my policy. 56 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,674 It's a matter of life and death. 57 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:08,219 Do the words, "walk east till your hat floats" mean anything to ya? 58 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,389 Hey, you, Princess, I thought we told you to get out of town. 59 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:22,900 Come here. 60 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:24,819 Get him! 61 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,288 What's the matter with you? 62 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,221 What are you doing? 63 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:36,516 Look out! 64 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,601 Behind you! 65 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,996 Come on! Come on, the back door! Let's go! 66 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:16,973 Let's get out of here! 67 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,101 After them! 68 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,311 Seal off the fence! 69 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,357 Yah! Yah! 70 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,278 Yam 71 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,056 - l'm Evie. - Deathstalker. 72 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,017 - Deathstalker? - Uh-huh. 73 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,728 Is that your first name or your last name? 74 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,741 They're gaining! 75 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,480 You're good. 76 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,276 - Helps in my line of work. - What line of work is that? 77 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,155 Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business. 78 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,116 Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor? 79 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,786 No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it. 80 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,871 Do you think we lost 'em? 81 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,207 You gotta get up pretty early in the morning 82 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,583 to catch the prince of thieves. 83 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,671 It is pretty early in the morning! 84 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:13,756 Yah! Yah! 85 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,382 Yah! 86 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:17,844 Hey-yah! 87 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,723 Hey-yah! 88 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,815 - Hold it! Which way'd they go? - I don't know. 89 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:32,859 You go north. 90 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,651 I'll head south. 91 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,985 I'll double back. We'll meet here. 92 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,904 - But find him! - Yah! 93 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,412 Yep. 94 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,164 I think we finally lost them. 95 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,835 - Starvin' here. - Just a second. 96 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,461 Haven't had a thing to eat 97 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,172 since last night at Aboud's. 98 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,928 Here, try it. It's my specialty. 99 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,221 Oh, your specialty, huh? 100 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,474 Like it? 101 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,727 Mmm. 102 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,520 Good. Very good. 103 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,479 Um... 104 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,231 Can I have some water, too, please? 105 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,696 Thank you. That was great. Great. 106 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,824 Boy, you must have really been hungry! 107 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,616 Mm-hm. 108 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,910 - More? - Oh, no! 109 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,079 Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite. 110 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,915 I know I kinda messed things up for you before... 111 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,047 Excuse me. Just... struck me funny. 112 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,424 But I'm willing to make it up to you. 113 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,717 I'm listening. 114 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,510 I can tell your future. 115 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:42,970 No, really! 116 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,890 I'm a seer. It's a gift I've had since childhood. 117 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,976 Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess. 118 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,728 Shoot 119 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,522 Spirits of tomorrow... 120 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,607 Hear my call! 121 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,780 Wanna keep that to a minimum? 122 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,700 I see you embarking on a heroic quest. 123 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,576 It shall become legend! 124 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,287 And storytellers shall recount your many exploits 125 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,580 down through the ages. 126 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,749 Well, I sure hope they get my name right. 127 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,876 An image is coming to me. 128 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,546 Yes. I see it so clear! 129 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,550 A young woman. No! A Princess. 130 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,052 A Princess? 131 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,721 - She rich? - She's calling to you. 132 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,764 Help me! 133 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,558 Help me, Deathstalker! 134 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,351 Only you can save me! 135 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,810 She's in trouble? 136 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,437 Oh, big trouble. 137 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,689 A matter of life or death. 138 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,982 Why? 139 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,069 - What? - I see someone else. 140 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,862 Dark and evil. 141 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,489 This is bad. 142 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,032 This is real bad. 143 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,035 The Princess is being imprisoned by Jarek, 144 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,412 an evil sorcerer. 145 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,831 Are there any other kind? 146 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,166 He's also a great swordsman. 147 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,460 Even greater than Deathstalker. 148 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,754 - Better than me? - Wait! 149 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,798 He's laughing at you. 150 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,759 Come and get me, Deathstalker, 151 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,386 if you dare. 152 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,013 The sorcerer... Where do I find him? 153 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,641 In the land of Jzafir. 154 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,184 Where the hell is that? 155 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,729 Oh, it's a long and perilous journey. 156 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:15,646 Ah, figures. 157 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,857 Many dangers, witches, dragons, ogres. 158 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,609 Must cut down on the tourist trade! 159 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,821 You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, 160 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,032 and reap a fabulous reward. 161 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,575 The all-seeing eye never lies. 162 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871 And this is gonna get me into the legends? 163 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,831 Right up there with Conan! 164 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,834 Whoa! 165 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,212 Uh... 166 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,506 Sorry. You all right? 167 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:43,883 Yes. 168 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,050 Well, what about the reward? 169 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,886 When I know more, you'll know more. 170 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,680 Well, that settles it, then. I'm out of here. 171 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,557 Where you goin'? 172 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,392 Let's go. 173 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,935 I'm not getting any younger, you know! 174 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:55,728 Go? 175 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,648 To Jzafir? Now? 176 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,023 You got it, sis. 177 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,234 Wait a minute! Well, wait a minute! 178 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321 There's still more soup! 179 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,463 Next. 180 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,969 - Have you found the Princess yet? -I'm working on it. 181 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,804 She won't get far. 182 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,640 You should have never let her escape. 183 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,185 She might come back and take the throne. 184 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,313 A waif pretending to be a Princess? 185 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,023 Who would believe it? 186 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,318 Why don't you just... kill her? 187 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,738 Evie, darling, 188 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,782 we've gone over this a dozen times before. 189 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,412 I created you from the original soul of the Princess. 190 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,706 An exact duplicate in all respects. 191 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,834 Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs. 192 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,298 In other words, if she dies... 193 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,842 You die. 194 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,971 Once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula, 195 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,305 I can duplicate anyone. 196 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,807 Then eliminate the original. 197 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,850 Now, my dear, please run along. 198 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,727 These brief practice sessions are the... 199 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,522 Only leisure I allow myself. 200 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,817 And I enjoy them so much more... Alone. 201 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,280 I'll be in my chamber... 202 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,448 Waiting. 203 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,284 As you wish, my dear. As you wish. 204 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,203 Next! 205 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,082 Sultana. 206 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,919 You know how I hate standing in line. 207 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,755 You look marvelous. 208 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,589 Lovely as a rose. 209 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,843 We can dispense with pleasantries, if you don't mind. 210 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,219 After what you've done to me, 211 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,263 I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure. 212 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,889 Whatever do you mean, my dear? 213 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,433 You never would have been able to put 214 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,352 that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my help. 215 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,772 Let alone, get rid of the real one. 216 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,356 You were paid handsomely. 217 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,151 I did not come here to bicker with you, Jarek, my dear. 218 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,069 I have a proposition for you. 219 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,947 You wish to have the Princess Evie returned to you. 220 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,616 I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet 221 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,118 who is escorting her back here. 222 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,162 I have a man shadowing them now. 223 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,456 Doubtless, you'll remember Chin, the buccaneer? 224 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,374 Chin, the one-eye? 225 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,793 The man's a second-rate amateur. 226 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,337 In any event, you will assist him. 227 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:27,713 Evie is mine. 228 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,132 - And the meddler? - Deathstalker. 229 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,342 Deathstalker? 230 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,721 Oh, very well, he's yours. Enjoy. 231 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,097 Done. 232 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,810 - Always a pleasure, Sultana. - Likewise, I'm sure. 233 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:42,936 Next! 234 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,925 Which way, o mighty oracle? 235 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,427 Why do they call you the prince of thieves? 236 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,264 Because I'm the best. 237 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,807 But you're not a real prince? 238 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,100 Which way? 239 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,976 The west road. 240 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,312 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 241 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,231 The crystal ball never lets me down. 242 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,983 The west road. 243 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,442 You're sure about that? 244 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,944 The west road. 245 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,532 If you had the chance to marry a real Princess, 246 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,741 would you do it? 247 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,784 No, I wouldn't. 248 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:39,910 Why not? 249 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,495 Because being a Princess brings out the worst in a woman. 250 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,331 Always whinin' and poutin', and actin' 251 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,500 like a spoiled little brat, if they don't get their own way all... 252 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,184 Give it to me, Chin. What do you got? 253 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,770 Deathstalker's as good as in the grave. 254 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,357 Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily. 255 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,526 He has as many lives, as a cat. 256 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,154 And, remember, the last one belongs to me. 257 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,909 If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die. 258 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,119 Never underestimate the strength of an enemy. 259 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,914 Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker. 260 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,541 You telling me how to do my job, Sultana? 261 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,543 Just giving you some friendly advice. 262 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,002 Well, keep it to yourself. 263 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,963 I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter. 264 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,090 Like a piece of raw meat. 265 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,342 Oh, yeah? 266 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,136 Yeah! I've got just the butchers to do it! 267 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,348 Say hello to crazy Otto Reingold, the mad Prussian, 268 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,101 solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres 269 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,229 that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless. 270 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,482 I'm sure you recognize Ed "The Head" Schamanski. 271 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,525 Five years on the Genghis Khan strike force, 272 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,444 part-time consultant to Attila The Hun. 273 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,945 Next. 274 00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,157 John "The Baptist" Bombaso. Drowning's his specialty. 275 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,283 Beside him... 276 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,118 Nick "The Crippler" of Kashmir. 277 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,869 I think his name says it all. 278 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,081 And last, but not least, the real find, 279 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,917 Buddy "Footstool" Laroza, 280 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,419 only recently dismissed by Ivan The Terrible... 281 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,338 ...for excessive brutality. 282 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,091 Still skeptical? 283 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,469 You bet I am. 284 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,681 Suit yourself. 285 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,515 Come on, boys. 286 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,983 Okay, men. Let him have it! 287 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,036 Close, men, but don't kill... Not yet. 288 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,758 I think we better find another way. 289 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,050 Oh, really? You think so? 290 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,178 West road, right! 291 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,137 I oughta... 292 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,349 - Who are they? - You tell me. You're the seer. 293 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,268 Well, they're trying to kill us. 294 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,021 Somebody give the lady a cigar. 295 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,523 Look, if they were trying to kill us, 296 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,359 they could have done it way back down the road. 297 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,318 No, they're... they're after something. 298 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,195 You sure you're telling me everything? 299 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,407 I told you it was gonna be a long and perilous journey, didn't I? 300 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,867 Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff. 301 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,209 You and your visions! 302 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,423 Knew these would come in handy. 303 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,844 Where you goin'? 304 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,470 - Just stay put. - I wanna help. 305 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,223 You've done plenty already. 306 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,357 That'll be fine, boys. Save your arrows. 307 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,031 Whew. 308 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,107 Stalker? Stalker! 309 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,179 There... huh? 310 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:36,808 Throw your sword down... 311 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,269 Or I'll cut her pretty, little throat. 312 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,147 Go ahead. Cut it. 313 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:43,857 You rat! 314 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,655 You were gonna let him kill me! 315 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,491 Now, would I do a thing like that? 316 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,661 Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here. 317 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:57,912 Oh! 318 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,581 And, uh, would you mind taking that knife 319 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,623 out of that guy for me? 320 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,791 It's the only one I got left. 321 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,670 Ew! 322 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,883 - Wait a minute! - What do you want now? 323 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,717 Were you really gonna let him kill me? 324 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,595 Deathstalker, you weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you? 325 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,431 Huh? No, you wouldn't do that? Deathstalker! 326 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,357 Ah, you're back! Minus the fearless five. 327 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,777 You should have listened to me. 328 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,279 You wanna bitch? Bitch to Jarek. 329 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,656 I'm calling him right now. 330 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,798 - What news have you? - Bad news, Lord Jarek. 331 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,051 I hate bad news. It spoils my day. 332 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,053 I got an idea. 333 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:55,804 Come closer. 334 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,183 I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me. 335 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,061 You may rest assured that it will. 336 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,497 So long, sailor. 337 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,681 Well, look what we have here. 338 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,018 Spooky, huh? 339 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:44,853 Yeah. 340 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,442 Stalker... 341 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,445 I still don't understand why you want to break in there. 342 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,822 Because we're broke, that's why. 343 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,699 What's that got to do with anything? 344 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,077 That's a family mausoleum. 345 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,121 There are probably... 346 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,958 More jewels in there, than we can carry out. 347 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,502 You're about to become a very rich woman. 348 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,005 I was just starting to enjoy poverty. 349 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,923 Come on, where's your sense of adventure? 350 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,510 This isn't adventure. It's just damn scary! 351 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,679 Yeah, but, uh... When legends told... 352 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,682 I want people to think we faced this bravely. 353 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,601 When the legend's told, 354 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,645 nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid! 355 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,441 - Stalker. - Huh? 356 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,402 I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves. 357 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,654 I heard it was only the open ones. 358 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,031 - Wait a minute! - What? 359 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,702 I just remembered. My hut... 360 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,830 I left the door unlocked. We gotta go back! 361 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,415 - You don't have a door? - I don't? 362 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,166 No. 363 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,584 Oh, yeah. 364 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,171 What was that? 365 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,299 The wind. 366 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,928 It should get oiled. It came from in there. 367 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,764 You bet it did. 368 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,308 Stalker, you're not really going in there? 369 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,694 - Don't go in there. It's dark. - Look, relax, will ya? 370 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,657 Whew! 371 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,619 Well, come on in. What are you waiting for? 372 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,915 Ah, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen? 373 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,875 Stalker! 374 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,516 Stalker. 375 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,672 You know... 376 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,925 Grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, 377 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:24,762 but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty, in these parts. 378 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,015 Who the hell are you? 379 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,392 Forgive me for not introducing myself properly. 380 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:32,270 But I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers, 381 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,187 could have guessed. 382 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:35,190 Jarek. 383 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:46,952 Stalker. 384 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:02,842 Stalker! 385 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,764 Get out here! Stalker, get out here! 386 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,599 I'd offer you my hand, sir. 387 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,184 But it's both tiring and inconvenient 388 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,020 to be at two places at once... 389 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,189 Even for a sorcerer. 390 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,357 So if you'll be so good as to excuse me, 391 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,360 I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to. 392 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,029 And, oh, by the way... 393 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,947 I've arranged one for you as well. 394 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,578 Stalker! 395 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,420 Ah! Son of a bitch. 396 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,381 Ah! The old crushing wall routine, huh? 397 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:42,757 You couldn't do better than this? 398 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,389 Me and my big mouth... 399 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:53,060 Stalker! Stalker! 400 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:01,484 Stalker! 401 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,196 Stalker! 402 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,655 Stalker! 403 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,285 Gotta be a secret lever around here someplace. 404 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:13,621 Uh-huh! 405 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,209 Yipe! 406 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,629 Stalker! 407 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,674 Stalker! 408 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,243 Stalker! 409 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:04,088 Stalker! 410 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,133 Stalker! Get out here! 411 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:09,970 Stalker! 412 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,934 Gosh, leave you alone for five minutes, 413 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:16,976 look what happens. 414 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,186 Come on! 415 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,731 Come on! 416 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,149 I'm comin'! I'm comin'! 417 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,328 Yah! Yah! 418 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,330 Come on! Yah! 419 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,850 Don't you know another tune? 420 00:32:58,435 --> 00:32:59,727 Get out of here! 421 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,611 It's happening again! 422 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,866 Guards! Guards! 423 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,747 No! No! 424 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,333 No! 425 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,381 Dinner is served, your majesty. 426 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,888 - Did you see the face on her? - Too bad. Nice body, though! 427 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:43,813 Come. 428 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:47,859 I won't bite. 429 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,027 You know, something funny is going on here. 430 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,612 First, we get attacked by bandits. 431 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,574 Then those damned zombies. What's next? 432 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:37,826 Don't answer that! 433 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,037 Every time, it's like they're waiting for us. 434 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,540 This Jarek guy is playing for keeps. 435 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,085 I told you the path would be filled with perils. 436 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,211 Yeah, yeah. 437 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,630 We can forget the legend, if you want to. 438 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,089 There's still time to turn back. 439 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,091 Reward's still up for grabs, isn't it? 440 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,426 Uh-huh. 441 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,220 Who said anything about turning back? 442 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,179 Not me. 443 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,225 Here... 444 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,518 Looks like you could use this. 445 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,105 What are you gonna use? 446 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,190 The fire won't last but a few more minutes. 447 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,651 - I'll be all right. - Are you sure? 448 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,403 There's plenty of blanket here. 449 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,614 Nah. 450 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,120 Oh, okay... 451 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,883 -Lsn't it cozy? - Yeah, I think so. 452 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,968 - Stalker? - Hmm? 453 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:41,681 Is that your sword or you just happy to see me? 454 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,950 Well, what's the ol' crystal ball say about this one? 455 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,370 Just follow the road to Bagoth, 456 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,456 turn west at a tree that looks like a rock, 457 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:10,376 where you cross a dry riverbed, where the water is more shallow. 458 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,628 What? Dry river? 459 00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:14,130 Just... just follow the mountains! 460 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,215 Okay! 461 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,425 Not gonna be any zombies or anything, are there? 462 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:20,136 It's a clear road. No surprises. 463 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,471 - No surprises? - No surprises. 464 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,307 No surprises? 465 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,434 Some oracle you turned out to be! 466 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,561 Three out of four's not bad! 467 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,313 Uh, why I oughta... 468 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,820 Rough crowd! 469 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:50,874 - Look, I... - Let me do the talking. 470 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,710 Now listen. 471 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,421 I think there's been some mistake. Maybe you haven't heard of me. 472 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:56,589 Silence! 473 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,841 Haven't we met before? 474 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,218 No, no, no. I don't think so. 475 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,678 I would have remembered. 476 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:07,683 You look a lot like Evie of Jzafir, the demon Princess, 477 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:10,103 who raids our camps and burns our crops, 478 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,479 and steals our men. 479 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,439 Me? A Princess? 480 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,235 Do I look like a Princess to you? 481 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,236 No. 482 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,280 But my name is Reena. Reena the seer. 483 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:24,325 - Reena? - Oh, yeah... 484 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,619 Her name's Reena, all right. Reena the seer. 485 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,204 Reena the liar. 486 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,165 Oh, well, maybe I've made a mistake. 487 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,000 Yeah, uh, well... 488 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,045 Now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding, 489 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,504 and we're all friends again... 490 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,215 Uh... Maybe we could just be on our way. 491 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,302 The girl may go, 492 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:45,805 but not you. 493 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:47,890 Deathstalker. 494 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,810 So. You have heard of me. 495 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,227 Oh, yes. 496 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,814 Your legend precedes you. 497 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,776 Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts. 498 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,654 Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter. 499 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,699 - I hope not. - Huh? 500 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,079 You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood. 501 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,288 Trial? 502 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,915 - Trial? - Trial... 503 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,042 ...by combat! 504 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,841 Used to be able to do this great. 505 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,008 How's it goin'? 506 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,176 It's a farce! 507 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,094 I can beat any of these women 508 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,678 with my hands tied behind my back. 509 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:27,680 That's the spirit! 510 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,431 Come on! Come on! Let's get goin'! 511 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,349 Let's get in the ring! 512 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,769 Okay, okay, I'm goin'. Stop shovin'... 513 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,237 - Deathstalker! - Here it comes. 514 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,824 According to our laws, we must settle 515 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,702 all serious disputes in a trial by combat. 516 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,622 Your opponent, in this contest, 517 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,167 shall be none other than Gorgo, 518 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,212 our fiercest warrior. 519 00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,797 And my champion! 520 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:05,259 Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! 521 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,428 I could beat her with my eyes closed. 522 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,225 Gorgo. Come on down! 523 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:14,977 It's taking candy from a baby. You name it! 524 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,395 Did you see her? 525 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,522 - Stalker. - Shut up, will ya? 526 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,814 - Shut up. - Stalker! 527 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,150 Look, I could beat her with my eyes closed. 528 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,654 I think you should keep at least one eye open. 529 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,572 What are you talking about? What? 530 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:33,288 Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! 531 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:35,665 Get back! 532 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:40,544 Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! 533 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,882 Gorgo! Gorgo! 534 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:55,017 This is, of course, a fight to the death. 535 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,435 Naturally. 536 00:39:58,521 --> 00:39:59,688 No mercy. 537 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,149 Well... 538 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,151 May the best man... 539 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,322 Skip it. 540 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:11,409 Let the fight begin! 541 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:17,915 That's a nice outfit. 542 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,418 You have to buy your clothes at a special store? 543 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,882 Gorgo! Gorgo! 544 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,218 Get up! All right, come on. 545 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,389 Whoa! 546 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,102 Gorgo! Gorgo! 547 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:43,691 Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo! 548 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,494 And stay down! 549 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,332 Come on. 550 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,270 Here's what you gotta do: Stay away from her, 551 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,148 wear her out, run her down, then attack! 552 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,399 Attack! Yeah... 553 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,485 If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five. 554 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,573 Six, maybe. Seven at the outside. 555 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,576 Go get her, tiger! 556 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:42,792 Whoa! 557 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:55,470 No, not the hair! Not the hair! 558 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,393 Anything but the hair! 559 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,775 Get up! Okay! Come on! 560 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,196 Could I have just one moment of your time? 561 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:13,781 No! 562 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,461 Gorgo! Gorgo! 563 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,762 you're looking good out there. Doing a good job. 564 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:42,768 Keep it up, and don't let her get you with that right. 565 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:43,727 I won't... 566 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,771 You know, she may... Have the strength... 567 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,775 I got the stamina... 568 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,985 Go get 'er! 569 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,963 Goddamnit! 570 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,015 Oh! 571 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,868 Just where I want her now. She's putty in my hands. 572 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,536 Putty in my hand. 573 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,361 No! No! 574 00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,087 Get tough! Get tough! 575 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:34,421 Geronimo! 576 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:37,925 Go for a spin! 577 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,303 Come on. 578 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,190 Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab! 579 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:00,697 Kill her! 580 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,408 Kill her! Kill her! 581 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,452 Kill her! 582 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,871 What are you doing? This is a fight to the death! 583 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:11,876 You wanna kill her? 584 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:13,794 Do it yourself. 585 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,222 That was incredible! You were great! 586 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,891 Thanks... Princess. 587 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:27,933 Wait! 588 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,269 Look... 589 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,813 I know I haven't been completely on the level with you. 590 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,147 Yeah, you can say that again. 591 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,065 I can't believe I bought 592 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,692 that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me. 593 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:40,362 - I bet you're not even a seer! - Well, not a very good one. 594 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,531 But I am a Princess... 595 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,116 Or I was. 596 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:46,952 Jarek made a double of me, put her on the throne, 597 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:47,995 and seized the kingdom. 598 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,539 Oh, that's... that's good. That's rich. 599 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,291 Try it on the next sap you meet. 600 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,333 Look... 601 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,002 I escaped, I needed help, 602 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:56,712 and I didn't know whether you'd believe me. 603 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:59,006 So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me, 604 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,215 like some kind of carrot? 605 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,467 Didn't you think I might help ya? 606 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,510 Haven't you ever heard of honour among thieves? 607 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,095 You mean you would have helped me without the money? 608 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,514 I didn't say that! 609 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,306 See? 610 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,185 Look... 611 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:14,521 Begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief 612 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:15,940 than a famous fool. 613 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,407 I want her here, and I want her here now! 614 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:26,909 Where the hell is she? 615 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,620 Evie, darling. 616 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,788 I'm sick of all this waiting around... 617 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,290 While that little bitch is out there, 618 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,250 plotting against me! 619 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,001 Evie, darling, it's Jarek. 620 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,128 What do you want? 621 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,089 I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! 622 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,634 Why haven't you found her yet? 623 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,387 Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. 624 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,554 I shall find her. 625 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,224 You will be pleased, though, i think, to learn 626 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,809 that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough. 627 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:53,894 I hope so. 628 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,188 Every day I fade more and more! 629 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,357 Soon, I'll cease to exist! 630 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:02,194 Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed. 631 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:03,529 This better be good. 632 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,573 I assure you, it will be good. 633 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:13,288 In my hand... 634 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:17,084 I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. 635 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,961 - The elixir. - Elixir? 636 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:22,214 An elixir which will sever your ties to the real Princess forever. 637 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,675 Now for the moment of triumph. 638 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,886 A work of art, don't you think? 639 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,930 I duplicated him as I duplicated you. 640 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,806 Now for the test. 641 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,694 You may have the honour. 642 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:47,239 Thank you. 643 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,372 - It works! - Naturally. 644 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,000 You've made me so happy. 645 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:05,966 Drink this, and our little Princess is as good as dead. 646 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,677 Thank you again. 647 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,653 Have you girls seen Deathstalker? 648 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,906 No. 649 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,828 - Have you seen Deathstalker? - No. 650 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,543 - Have you seen Deathstalker? - There he is. 651 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,784 Shall we drink, then, to your magnificent battle tonight? 652 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:15,995 And... 653 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:19,706 The magnificent battle yet to come. 654 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:22,084 Which one's that? 655 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,253 Oh, that! 656 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,925 Your body's close to me... 657 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:33,053 But your mind seems far away. 658 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:40,185 Just... wait here, one minute. 659 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,396 Don't go away. 660 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,779 - Stalker? - Hmm? 661 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:51,822 Just think... 662 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:56,743 Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come. 663 00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,998 The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire... 664 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:04,918 Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy. 665 00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:08,338 - Sounds good to me. - Tomorrow... 666 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,548 My servant will awaken us at dawn. 667 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,176 You gotta be kiddin'? 668 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,970 After that fight, I was kinda looking forward to sleeping in. 669 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,139 Oh, no! That's not possible. 670 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,350 The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak. 671 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,311 Ceremony? What ceremony? 672 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:24,688 Our wedding ceremony. 673 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,572 Aw, shit! 674 00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:37,534 Excuse me, have you seen the girl I was with? 675 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,953 I think she left a half-hour ago. 676 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:40,913 Thanks. 677 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,849 I don't suppose you guys are hunters, 678 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,392 and I stepped into your bear trap? 679 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,563 Nah, I didn't think so. 680 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:21,453 Ah! 681 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,872 Now that you're up, your Royal Highness, 682 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,124 there are matters we need to discuss. 683 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,169 You're the one who helped Jarek! 684 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,004 In all the excitement, we never really did 685 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,631 have a chance to sit down and talk. 686 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,633 But now we can fix all that. 687 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,093 Where's Deathstalker? 688 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,762 Why should I tell you anything? 689 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:39,846 Huh? 690 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:42,348 I can think of lots of reasons. 691 00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:44,017 Here's one. 692 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:47,854 I'll never talk! 693 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,648 And do you know why? 694 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:53,067 Jarek needs to keep me alive. 695 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,445 You kill me, and you're as good as dead, 696 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:56,321 and you know it. 697 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,490 Do you know that i could drop you, say, 698 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:01,618 up to your waist, and you'd still be very much alive? 699 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:03,870 Now, where is Deathstalker? 700 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,165 Somebody looking for me? 701 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,209 - Stalker! - You came back! 702 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:10,878 By popular demand. 703 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,838 Get him! 704 00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,909 It's payback time, Stalker! 705 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,706 I'm all for it, of course. 706 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:50,226 Stalker! 707 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,378 What the matter? 708 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:18,463 Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything. 709 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,466 Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time, 710 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:25,261 but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place! 711 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,357 Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body. 712 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,194 Get her in here at once, fools! 713 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,529 Will there be anything else, my lord? 714 00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:43,655 Out! Out! 715 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,323 As you wish, my Lord. 716 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:24,279 Welcome back. 717 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,316 Very interesting. 718 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:02,901 Is there another way in? 719 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,487 Of course. 720 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,000 - Where do these tunnels go? - Under the castle. 721 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,418 What was that? 722 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,086 The wind. 723 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:27,133 Friend of yours? 724 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,427 Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth. 725 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,179 Yeah, well if he did, 726 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:32,763 he never got a chance to tell it. 727 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:39,896 Stalker... I've got a feeling. 728 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,231 - Don't say it. Just don't say it! - But... 729 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:45,610 Every time you have a vision, something bad happens. 730 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:49,197 - Stalker! - Get out! Just get out of here! 731 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:54,410 Hi, guys. 732 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:59,374 Ah, Deathstalker... 733 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,044 You needn't come through the servant's entrance. 734 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,379 I would have welcomed you through the front gates. 735 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,297 Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee. 736 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:08,258 You know, despite your rather silly name, 737 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,969 I hear you're quite an extra ordinary swordsmen. 738 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:12,178 Like a demonstration? 739 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,638 Another time, perhaps. 740 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,516 Oh, God, I've forgotten, there won't be another time. 741 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:19,936 You see, I couldn't have possibly attained my current position 742 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,354 by playing fair. 743 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:22,772 Kill him. 744 00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:24,607 Stop! 745 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,694 - He's mine! - Sultana? 746 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:30,572 I thought you was dead. 747 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,823 Not hardly. 748 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,201 Well, I must say, you're lookin' better than ever. 749 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:37,204 And it's, uh, really great to be back here at the castle. 750 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,671 Found her, boys! 751 00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:57,807 - Poor girl fell off her horse. - What can we do? 752 00:57:58,058 --> 00:57:58,975 Check her heart. 753 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:12,613 I think we revived her. 754 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:14,741 Huh? 755 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,070 Good evening, Deathstalker. 756 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,072 Doesn't look too good from here. 757 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,158 Where's the little Princess? 758 00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:58,785 You don't expect me to talk? 759 00:58:58,785 --> 00:58:59,869 No, no, no... 760 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,580 I expect you to die. 761 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:07,293 And I'm sorry to see you go. We could have made a great team. 762 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,170 There's still time. 763 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:11,881 I'm afraid, time has run out for you. 764 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,300 Did you ever think about joining our side? 765 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,053 Good-bye, Deathstalker. 766 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,681 I shoulda stood in bed. 767 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:27,188 Mother. 768 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,320 Princess wants to see ya. 769 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,617 Dad got laid off. 770 00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:41,953 Things were tough for our family for a long time. 771 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,582 Nice digs. 772 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:51,338 Most of my gentleman callers bring flowers. 773 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,131 Damn! My mistake. 774 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:54,757 I must have given them to the wrong Princess. 775 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,010 I don't wanna shock ya, but there's, uh, another girl 776 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,720 running around here that's a dead ringer for you. 777 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,597 That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter. 778 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:05,226 That's funny, 'cause that's exactly what she said about you. 779 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:06,311 Uh, say... 780 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,564 Would you mind, uh, calling off your hogs here? 781 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,444 Big laughs, these guys. 782 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,322 Next time I see 'em, it's gonna be on a plate next to some eggs. 783 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:21,367 Don't you think I look like a Princess? 784 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,828 You dress like a Princess. 785 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:25,913 You walk like a Princess. 786 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,756 You kiss like a Princess. 787 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:39,719 But you sure don't act like a Princess. 788 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,181 Oh? And how's a Princess supposed to act? 789 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:44,724 I'm not sure... 790 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,101 But I, uh, think you're start... 791 01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,980 I think you're starting to get a handle on it. 792 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,149 I think so, too. 793 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:58,029 Oh, I could just eat you alive. 794 01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,780 Bones and everything? 795 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:28,476 Mmm. 796 01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,213 And now you're mine, Stalker. 797 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:40,381 What? 798 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,310 I thought I told you not to hang around 799 01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,437 with girls like that! 800 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,525 Well, it was just her looks that got to me. 801 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,069 Oh, well, in that case. 802 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,320 Uh, look... 803 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,322 I don't want to sound ungrateful or anything but... 804 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,033 How the hell did you get in here? 805 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,202 You're forgetting one thing, bucko... 806 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,412 This is my castle, my room... 807 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:14,207 My bed, for crying out loud! 808 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:17,084 And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are? 809 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,337 Well, uh, thanks. 810 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,881 I thought you might need this. 811 01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:26,677 You sure you know where you're goin'? 812 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:28,554 I got us here, didn't I? 813 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,347 Yeah, just tell me one thing, though, 814 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,599 why do secret passageways 815 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,350 have to be so damn clammy and dark? 816 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,394 Quit gripin'. We're almost here. 817 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:36,979 Besides, I got a surprise for ya. 818 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,981 Here we are. 819 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,574 Some surprise. 820 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,117 How do they say it, 821 01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:52,911 "out of the frying pan, into the fire"? 822 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:55,206 Yeah, that's how they say it, all right. 823 01:03:56,541 --> 01:04:00,378 You can't possibly kill us all. One against 100. 824 01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:02,463 Make that two against 100. 825 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,132 Kill them. 826 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,135 Hey! 827 01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:12,223 What about we even up those odds considerably? 828 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,021 Told ya I had a surprise. 829 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:26,738 Get them! 830 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,007 Where are you going? 831 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:11,008 Leaving. 832 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:12,302 You owe me your life. 833 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,804 I owe nothing to any man, even you. 834 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,306 Good luck, 'cause you're gonna need it. 835 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,641 Get out of my way! 836 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,357 What is going on here? 837 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,402 I have a splitting headache. I'm trying to get some sleep! 838 01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:30,194 You? 839 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:31,904 Inside! Inside! 840 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:32,822 It's not over yet. 841 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:35,616 You okay? 842 01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:39,453 Guess you are. 843 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,747 Come on, we got business to attend to. 844 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,752 How could you let this happen? You've ruined my life! 845 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,047 I gave you your life! 846 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:55,219 Now, go to your chambers. I'll be there shortly. 847 01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:56,262 Go. 848 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:09,775 Throne room's that way. 849 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:10,944 Where you goin'? 850 01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:13,779 There's only room for one Princess in this castle. 851 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:14,822 What're you gonna do? 852 01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,198 Can't tell ya. 853 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,784 Girl talk. 854 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:19,410 Oh. 855 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:33,901 You bitch! 856 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:42,493 Ew! 857 01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,398 Still ready for that demonstration? 858 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,067 Spoken like a true gallant! 859 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,069 And soon to be a legend. 860 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,029 But not a living one. 861 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:39,503 Up. 862 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:49,364 Yay! 863 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:52,993 Hey, Stalker... 864 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:54,704 Look. 865 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,837 Your Highness shall speak now. 866 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:05,297 This oughta be good. 867 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,300 Come forward, Deathstalker. 868 01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:20,187 We've searched through the kingdom's coffers 869 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:21,938 for some expression of our appreciation 870 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,941 for your magnificent deeds. 871 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:26,193 And that is? 872 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:28,529 You're looking at it, bucko. 873 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,741 You sure you made the right choice? 874 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,577 I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball. 875 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:36,370 Uh... 876 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,290 You won't be needing this anymore. 877 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,584 Ow! 878 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:43,919 So, you really think our story is gonna make it into the legends? 879 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,170 Oh, more than that! 880 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,588 A thousand years from now, 881 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,591 players will re-enact all our exploits. 882 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:49,967 Really? 883 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:54,804 Well... I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me! 884 01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:47,566 Ole! 885 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,283 Stalker! 886 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,994 God, I leave you alone for five minutes, 887 01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:41,036 look what happens. Ow! 888 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:42,787 Goddamnit, that's hot! 889 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,341 Don't you think i look like a Princess? 890 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:57,219 You dress like a Princess. 891 01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:59,763 Oh, I hate these friggin' stairs! 892 01:16:00,264 --> 01:16:01,098 Excuse me. 893 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,046 That's lunch! 30 minutes! 894 01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:47,227 Huh? 895 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:01,742 Don't laugh at me!